The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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