my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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