She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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