Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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