Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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