Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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