Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She told me I should be a condom model.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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