Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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