none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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