just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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