He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
don't judge my taste in strippers
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Ladies don't puke and tell
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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