i just wanna soil my oats bro
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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