I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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