Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
As shirtless as possible
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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