I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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