Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you would pick up someone in the library
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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