Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
time to smoke my breakfast
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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