I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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