So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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