You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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