I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There's always time for handjobs
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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