Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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