i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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