remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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