Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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