Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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I lost the right to judge tonight
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We need to get me chipped asap
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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