I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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