she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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