im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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