I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I am naked and annoyed.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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