HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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