I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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