She went from zero to smokin in five shots
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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