There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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