babies were throwing up all over the place
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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