some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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