we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize