..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
dude i'm inner monologue high
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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