What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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