I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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