that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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