One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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