Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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