We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I need to align my fucking chakras
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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