her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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