belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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