I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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