did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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