i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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