it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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